oh god the rape fog is back!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
