Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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