Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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