I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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