i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
