I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she peed on how many people?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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