My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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