I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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