I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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