She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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