i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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