So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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