i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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