Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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