We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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