Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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