seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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