please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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