oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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