i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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