i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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