Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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