Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
