I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
