I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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