Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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