Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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