so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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