Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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