it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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