people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
