i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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