yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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