just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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