I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
