Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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