she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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