Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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