dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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