UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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