His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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