Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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