In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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