I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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