You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
