I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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