is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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