is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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