He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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