Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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