he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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