Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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