I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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