Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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