ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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