At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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