So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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